Quotes Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

Funny 50th birthday sayings.

Quotes funny 50th birthday slogans.

But everything else starts to wear out fall out or spread out. Jean sorensen maybe it s true that life begins at fifty. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Funny 50th birthday sayings group 4. For my 50th birthday my husband and i spent a weekend in rehoboth beach. Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3. My first choice was 1978 but the time machine was booked.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. Make up your mind to take on exciting new challenges right after your nap. The older you get the more it costs. Funny 50th birthday sayings if you cannot do great things at 50 do small things in a great way.

May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest. Feb 5 2019 explore ann braunack s board funny 50th birthday quotes on pinterest. Now is the time to make your mark on the world explore the antarctic or become an astronaut. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon.

Funny birthday phrases 50. 50th birthday quotes about middle age. Fun is like life insurance. It creeps up on you anon.

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